Snarky Black Cat




“Jiji? Where’d ya go little guy?”

Hmm… I can’t seem to find my cat. Humph! He’s probably off with that little girlfriend of his….

What girlfriend? *humph* I was on the bed sleeping. You took far too long at the grocery store, and I’m hungry! Are you making pancakes…?

Hehe, I know you like that pretty white kitty~
*sigh* Fine Jiji, but if we keep making pancakes I’m gonna get fat fat FAAAAT!

Well, YOU’LL get fat, I’ll stay nice and slim, as always!

….I want mine with a saucer of milk please.